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CORRECT CALL

We have not seen a coach’s call as controversial as the one Bill Belichick made last Sunday night. With Indy needing a TD to go ahead, and 8 seconds and two minutes to go, owning one time out, the coach decides to go for it on 4th and a little less than 2. The Pats are stopped short, and Peyton Manning goes right down the field to score the go ahead touchdown for the victory.

Now everyone and their brother has commented on this, so why not NFL GUY?

IS THIS THE RIGHT CALL? Who is anyone not on the sideline to say?  We do not know how badly gassed the defense was at the time. If they were as tired as we are lead to believe than maybe this is the right call. This is because out of the three possible outcomes, only one will lead to victory. Believing his defense cannot hold back the Colts, here are Belichick’s three options:

PUNT: Defense cannot keep offense out of end zone. Result: Loss

FAILING ON FOURTH DOWN CONVERSION: Defense cannot hold back offense on a long or short field anyways. Result: Loss

SUCCEEDING ON FOURTH DOWN CONVERSION: Offense keeps the ball, and runs out the clock. Result: Win.
The coach’s job is to steer the team to victory. If the Pats do convert, Belichick’s legend grows even larger. In this case it was a calculated gamble, which failed, resulting in a loss.

A larger question is did the coach disrespect his defense in this case, and will there be a fall out from that?

The Jets game looms large now.

Week Ten

This week was a delicious sandwich with stale bread. We opened and closed with awful games, but what was in the middle was one of the most exciting weeks we have seen in a very, very long time.

THE STALE BREAD

SAN FRANCISCO 10 – CHICAGO 6
What a snoozer. Neither team looked well coached, or even that interested in this game. I think the Niners need another year under their head coach Mike Singletary, but they need to get a lot better than this quickly. On the other side Jay Cutler has always been sloppy with the ball, and always made questionable throws. He still has not gotten past his college mentality when a strong arm can beat the opposition. That just is not true in the NFL. He very well could be the new Jeff George. Sorry Chicago, no Olympics, no Super Bowl. Besides that, a very forgettable affair.

BALTIMORE 16 – CLEVELAND 0
O man does Cleveland stink. They were beaten near the goal line for a touchdown when they only had ten men on the field. They are unaware of what packages are coming in or going out, and don’t seem to know the plays. This all can be boiled back to head man Eric Mangini. He just flat out cannot coach, and seeing this once proud franchise fall this low, is sad to anyone who loves the game. The ghost of Paul Brown wouldn’t even haunt the stadium now they are so embarrassing. As for the Ravens, they weren’t real good either, but they did just enough to win, putting away a bad team with scoring on both sides of the ball within 17 seconds to begin the second half.

THE GOOD STUFF!

NEW ORLEANS 28 – ST. LOUIS 23
Once again the Saints squeak one out, and I wonder if this is a team that maybe New England can beat. This came down to the last drive of the game, with the usually woeful Rams moving the ball down the field on a tired defense. St. Louis brought it to the Saints, and threw some great shots. The defense was on attack mode, throwing Drew Brees off his game. I am not sure if the Saints looked at this one as a laugher, overlooking their feisty opponent. I think Steve Spagnulo gets the ship righted for the Rams, but it is going to take some time to bring in the proper talent.

MIAMI 25 – TAMPA BAY 23
Chad Henne throws an inexplicable pass with less than five minutes to go. Tampa Bay takes the ball into the end zone, and begins to celebrate their victory despite there being two minutes left in the game. Henne redeems himself with help from RB Ricky Williams, and a game winning field goal is kicked. This game really spotlighted the immaturity of the Bucs coaching staff, who all but took off their headsets after the go-ahead touchdown. The defense could not answer anything Miami did on their last drive, folding under the pressure with vanilla schemes and play that the Dolphins easily picked apart.

JACKSONVILLE 24 – NY JETS 22
This was another real back-and-forth-er. Rex Ryan’s constant blather about how tough the Jets are falls short again. Jacksonville was able to run with Maurice Jones-Drew and win the turn over battle with their defense. The Jags’ D also toughened up when they had to at critical times, and QB Mark Sanchez seemed a bit confused all day. This one was a fun game with over 600 yards of offense and a lot of game changing plays.

SAN DIEGO 31 – PHILADELPHIA 23
San Diego jumped out to a lead and was able to hold on for the win. Philly failed to gain on the Cowboys, with lackluster play. The key to this game was the top-notch QB play out of Philip Rivers. The tighter the game becomes, the better he plays. I have a feeling he will be one of the league’s most exciting thrower for seasons to come. LaDanian Tomlinson ran hard and well, finding the end zone twice. The Eagles gained 479 yards against the soft Charger’s D, but could not get the ball into the end zone when they really needed to. Once again, Philly can’t get it done in a tight game.

GREEN BAY 17 – DALLAS 7
Let’s get right down to it – WR Roy Williams, whom Jerry Jones traded away a real lot for, cost the Cowboys the game. He fumbled wide open in the field, and dropped a critical pass to convert to a first down. On the goal line, he also was unsure what route to run when an audible was called. Besides that, Green Bay was able to dominate the Cowboys line through a straight up power attack which had QB Tony Romo running all day long. On the other side QB Aaron Rogers was also constantly ducking, but was able to find the soft spots all over the Dallas zones, bringing home the victory. A bit of redemption for the Pack after losing to the Bucs the week before. As for Dallas, they once again a choke in a critical game, losing a firm grip off of their division. The Red Lobsters must have been hopping in Green Bay after this one.

TENNESSEE 41 – BUFFALO 17
This will be memorable for two reasons – Chris Johnson’s amazing running, and Titans owner Bud Adams giving the middle finger MANY times to the Bills’ fans at the end of the game. The Commish was not pleased, relieving Adams of $250,000 of his money. Buffalo is just awful, and TO is once again acting like a little child. Tennessee rattled off its third win in a row, and is starting to find itself with Vince Young under center, and the scintillating play of Chris Johnson taking over games.

MINNESOTA 27 – DETROIT 10
Like with most Lions games, it is tight for a while, until they start to go underwater. Last year, they were usually done by the third commercial break, now it is a half. Still this is an awful, talentless team. Minny is a very good team, and now might be the best in the NFC. What a great playoff game it will be if they play the Saints. There is little else to say here: the Vikes did what they had to, and Detroit what we expected them to do.

WASHINGTON 27 – DENVER 17
Denver has a problem. They have been figured out. It seemed the Broncos had a few magic beans, beating the Pats and Pokes, but have dried up now. QB Kyle Orton was injured, and Chris Simms could do nothing to move the ball down the field on a fired up Redskin defense. Washington really played a complete game here, but they just don’t have what it takes this year, with a coaching staff that knows they are on their way out. This might make them a dangerous opponent from here on out. As for Denver, they really need to get back on track, but the offense is being figured out, and teams are bringing a physical game plan against this speed/finesse defense, and knocking it about.

CINCINNATI 18 – PITTSBURGH 12
Another really big game this week lacked the offensive excitement of New England and Indy, but was every bit the tooth-and-nail defensive struggle that some fans love. Both teams punched each other squarely in the teeth over and over, but it was Cincy able to control the line of scrimmage with a swarming, strong defense. Two key injures with the Bengals losing RB Cedric Benson and the Steelers a key cog in their defensive schemes S Troy Polamalu. This one came down to the last minutes, with the Cats willing themselves ahead. Each drive was dramatic and exciting – the NFL’s version of a classic pitchers duel.

CAROLINA 28 – ATLANTA 19
This one was a close one until WR Steve Smith really took over. The Falcons are reeling now, despite winning last week, losing to a very inconsistent team on Sunday. This was sort of hard game to watch, with choppy, inconsistent play on both sides of the ball. A lack of interesting scheming or game planning made this one a little less exciting than it should have been.

KANSAS CITY 16 – OAKLAND 10
Well here is the pit in the olive of our sandwich. Nothing good can be said of this game, between once great rivals, who put once put on great games. Both teams are both poorly coached and lack any real talent, despite always selecting atop the draft yearly. QB JaMarcus Russell was pulled again by Raider’s much maligned coach Tom Cable. Things are really going poorly for both teams, and a lot of it can be traced right back to their front offices.

ARIZONA 31 – SEATTLE 20
It is still really hard to figure out just how good the Cardinals are. They play well sometimes, they score a lot sometimes, they play poorly sometimes, and the defense sometimes lets up a lot of points. As for the Seahawks, the misery continues as they have quietly become one of the poorest playing teams in the NFL. The Cardinals were clearly the better team today, but at times played down to their opponent’s level. Not a great habit if you want to get back to the big dance.

INDIANAPOLIS 35 – NEW ENGLAND 34
Here is the sweet meat. A game that lived up to its hype. A game that will have fall out for this year, and many to come. Forever to be remembered as the Bill’s failure by the hundreds of millions of people who hate Belichick and the Patriots for their slash and burn 2007 season. This game was very much like the Ravens game the Pats played in 2007, with the undefeated team winning for such an unlikely reason. (Remember Rex Ryan illegally calling a time out, which nullifies an amazing play by his defense which should have won them the game).

As for the game itself, it was everything we hoped for. New England throwing surprises at their rival with Kevin Faulk starting in the backfield, and Randy Moss hiding in the slot to go deep every time. Indianapolis held tough as it did in their classic 2007 AFC title game from the 2006 season. The Colts took the best the Pats had to offer in the first half, and it was quite a bit. Brady and company did what they wanted to the surprisingly predictable cover-2 defense the Colts threw at them. Indy kept it close, and then was able to wear out the defense with some shifty running, and some brilliant passing by Manning.

In the end it came down to one play. I could write and entire article on this classic game, but don’t have the space. Hope the article on Belichick’s gamble makes some sense to you.

BILL’S GAMBLE

We have not seen a coach’s call as controversial as the one Bill Belichick made last Sunday night. With Indy needing a TD to go ahead, and 8 seconds and two minutes to go, owning one time out, the coach decides to go for it on 4th and a little less than 2. The Pats are stopped short, and Peyton Manning goes right down the field to score the go ahead touchdown for the victory.

Now everyone and their brother has commented on this, so why not NFL GUY?

IS THIS THE RIGHT CALL? Who is anyone to say. We do not how badly gassed the defense was at the time. If they were as tired as we are lead to believe than maybe this is the right call. This is because of the three possible outcomes, only one will lead to victory. Believing his defense cannot hold back the Colts, here are Belichick’s three options:

PUNT: Defense cannot keep offense out of end zone. Result: Loss

FAILING ON FOURTH DOWN CONVERSION: Defense cannot hold back offense anyways. Result: Loss

SUCCEEDING ON FOURTH DOWN CONVERSION: Our offense keeps the ball, and runs out the clock. Result: Win.
The coach’s job is to steer the team to victory. If the Pats do convert, Belichick’s legend grows even larger. In this case it was a calculated gamble, which failed, resulting in a loss.

A larger question is did the coach disrespect his defense in this case, and will there be a fall out from that?

The Jets game looms large now.

BONK ASKS

The Pats have 2 hard weeks coming up- playing (yet) unbeaten teams. Any predictions?

NFL GUY ANSWERS:

I predict the Pats win against Indy. If they meet in the second season, I am not so sure. Bellichick often confuses Manning with bizzare defensive looks to affect his presnap reads. You are going to see a lot of movement and odd alignments/personel packages to keep Manning guessing. And if the Colts can’t run, the Pats will throw all in to stop the pass, and make it a long day for Indy.

As for the Saints, this is another potential great game.  I think the Saints just have too much talent, and the Pats will really have a problem matching up with them defensively.  They can score and hurt you in so many ways.  I think New England will try and control the clock with their running, while throwing exotic denfenses at Drew Brees.  It will be a tight one, but in the end I would guess the Saints just have too much.  New Orleans is the elite of the eilite right now, and the depth of their roster, compared to the depth of New England will be the difference.

WEEK NINE

ATLANTA 31 – WASHINGTON 17
Nothing better to stop a losing skid than to play a real bottom feeder. After being knocked around some by Dallas and New Orleans, the Falcons got it back together by pummeling the crumbling Redskins. This game had some of the scariest and craziest moments in recent memory. Scary: Clinton Portis being knocked unconscious; Crazy: Flacons coach Mike Smith in the middle of a sideline brawl with opposing players. The Commish might be speaking to him soon, but that act will make him LOVED by his players. Only had the end result been different would this game have been of any real note outside that. Atlanta did what it had to, and Washington, what we knew it would do.

DALLAS 20 – PHILADELPHIA 16
A minor classic, though not without its flaws – lot of penalties, a bit of undisciplined play at critical times, and some mildly questionable officiating calls. Dallas is building a head of steam, and possess a roster capable of going toe-to-toe with any other team in the league. The defensive lines controlled the tempo, but it was the Cowboys’ defense that eventually tipped the scales. Nose tackle Jay Ratliff owned the middle of the field, disrupting the Eagle’s backfield, as OLB DeMarcus Ware harried McNabb all day. Philly had a heartbreaker when a TD on a punt return was called back due to a hold away from the play, but were able to punch it in the end zone on the drive. Tony Romo was running from defenders, as neither offensive line could pass block that well. In the end the Cowboys left side of the o-line finally used its size to unleash RB Marion Barber as a game ender. This was a lot of fun, and I could write pages more about it.

ARIZONA 41 – CHICAGO 21
Why can’t the Cardinals do this at home? The Bears seemed to have no defensive backfield, allowing 5 TD tosses, or running game – Matt Forte had 33 yards on 5 carries. Once they fell behind, Chicago completely abandoned its ground game, only calling 9 runs all night. The Bears are in trouble now. They’ve lost their last 3 of 4, and the one win was against awful Cleveland. The Windy City is calling for the coach’s head, and now must get ready for a Thursday night game against the inconsistent 49ers. An even greater model of inconsistency is Arizona. They win big on the road, and lose big at home. Kurt Warner bounced from a five interception game against Carolina seven days ago, to a five TD game this week. Next week they are home against a not-so-good Seattle team. The outcome of that game might just point to the direction this team will go this season.

CINCINNATI 17 – BALTIMORE 7
Cincinnati is not only winning games, but the hearts and minds of Ohio football fans. Now some the hardcore Browns fans will never turn, but what about the young fans who love to root for winners, and will be your fan base for the next decades? Last week Baltimore looked dominant, but this week was really slapped around. The Bengals took it right to the teeth of the defense and was able to run the ball very effectively. Cedric Benson has been the missing ingredient, and now this offense is very, very dangerous. Baltimore is another really inconsistent team, and QB Joe Flacco had a difficult game, and is still developing. Carson Palmer played error free ball, and guided his squad to 370 yards, as the defense held RB Ray Rice to just 48 yards. Bengals defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer’s name will be coming up at the end of the season for a head coaching spot.

INDIANAPOLIS 20 – HOUSTON 17
It all comes down to a missed kick! A missed kick which does not bring the game into sudden death overtime, and Indianapolis stays perfect. Houston went down early, but found their mojo and came right back at the Colts’ defense. QBs Manning and Schaub threw for 318 and 311 yards respectively, but it was power running after a catch by Indy RB Joseph Addai putting the Colts ahead for good. This was a game that Houston really needed to win, and a missed kick must just be breaking their hearts. For Indy, next week’s game against the Pats should be a classic.

NEW ENGLAND 27 – MIAMI 17
A very fun game for 3 quarters, until the flaws of Miami were exposed. The Dolphins still lack a true number one receiver, and any deep threat strike ability, despite picking WR Ted Ginn with the 9th overall pick in the 2007 draft. New England was in a tough one here, but Randy Moss was the difference with a touchdown which will be remembered for his explosive stiff arm of future star CB Vontae Davis. It was bizarre to see NT Vince Wilfork out at end, but Belichick loves to do things like this to confuse QBs. The switching to the wildcat player set during the game seemed to also prevent QB Chad Henne from getting into a groove. When he was settled in, he looked like a kid who can play QB in this league. It will be interesting to see what the Pat’s coaching staff will come up with to derail the red-hot Peyton Manning.

TAMPA BAY 38 – GREEN BAY 28
No one saw this one coming, I tell ya. Green Bay might be in a slump after such a high profile game last week, and got lazy. If so that is on the coaching staff, but can be fixed. However, NFL Guy thinks previously winless Bucs outplayed The Pack. Tampa won’t get many more of these, but this one meant a lot to a coaching staff well aware they might not be there next year. But in Wisconsin, it will be how Green Bay responds when the streaking Cowboys come into town for a game that might determine the rest of their season. If they can’t defend their home turf, then things could be falling apart as hated Minnesota takes the division by the beginning of December.

JACKSONVILLE 24 – KANSAS CITY 21
This was part of the NFL’s weekly series this year “Really Awful Football.” Both teams are bottom feeders, but Jacksonville did what it had to – beat a team it was better than. Larry Johnson was waived on Monday, sending the semi-literate Penn State alum to any team who wants to pick up an over-the-hill running back, who has several domestic assault charges on his record, was recently suspended by his team by berating his coach in a hate-filled twitter message, and who has several very loud, ready-to-protest-at-your-stadium special interest groups calling for a yearlong suspension for him. ‘Sides that, he’s yours for free.

SEATTLE 32 – DETROIT 20
Detroit will not improve unless they completely overhaul their defensive backfield. Matt Hasselbeck threw for 329 yards, rallying his team from an early 17 point deficit. Matt Stafford had a rough outing throwing five picks, but did toss 2 TDs, as he continues to learn on the job. Seattle was able to scrape a little dignity for another rough season by beating a team it clearly should. Could Detroit be working on another near record losing streak?

NEW ORLEANS 30 – CAROLINA 20
The Saints are the Fedor Emelianko of the NFL. You can hit them, but they can take it and know they can give it back to you a lot worse. Carolina looks a lot better than they did early on, but the season is quickly slipping away from them. As for the Saints, the talk again begins about the undefeated season. Their defense is not top notched, so NFL Guys thinks they are not the proverbial “perfect team.” But this is a team that can win the Super Bowl this season.

SAN DIEGO 21 – NEW YORK GIANTS 20
A good game, and someone had to lose. Unfortunately for the Giants they were the one, and it’s their fourth loss in a row. New York goes into its bye week now, and the return game against Atlanta will be critical. Can Tom Coughlin right the ship, or will his team come out of their break stunned, angry, and pointing fingers? QB Philip Rivers was really good too, and came through in the clutch. The Giants looked undisciplined, unsure and when the game was on the line, their confidence faded.

TENNESSEE 34 – SAN FRANCISCO 27
Although more talented, the Niners fell on their face again, and a season of promise is now fading into black. The Titans rolled up their second victory in a row, and for the season, with Vince Young taking snaps. RB Chris Johnson is the most dangerous weapon in the NFL and almost no one knows him. San Fran gained 70 more yards than their opponent, but turned it over 4 times. I am still not sure if this is going to be enough to save coach Jeff Fisher’s job at the end of the season.

PITTSBURG 28 – DENVER 10

Nice play by both defenses in the first half, but the Broncos seemed to shut down on both sides of the ball in the second half as the defending champs came alive.  RB Rashard Mendenhall took the game over in the second half, and is really about to become a top echelon runner in the league.  The Steelers offense had a little trouble getting going, but the adjustments made on the plays and receiver route selections created mismatches that Denver could not handle.  The once skyrocketing Broncos have now lost two in a row, and find themselves asking questions about whether they really have a top level team.  They are if they can control the clock and do not have to depend on getting large chunks of yards at a time.  As for the Steelers, they are in a groove, knocking off two top teams now, and look to show the league they are still the best.

WEEK EIGHT

HOUSTON 31 – BUFFALO 10
Houston outgained Buffalo 454 – 214 yards and held the ball for almost 40 minutes. Buffalo becomes more and more hapless every week, as we witness the Texans waking up as the season progresses. Steve Slaton was benched for not keeping a hand on the rock, while Ryan Moats rumbled for three scores. (Did anyone else catch Terry Bradshaw asking ON THE AIR how to pronounce Matt Schaub’s name during the half-time break?) Houston is still inconsistent, but to make the playoffs you need to beat the bottom feeders; and that is sure what the Bills have become.

CHICAGO 30 – CLEVELAND 6
Nothing ends a losing skid like playing the ultimate bottom feeder, the Cleveland Browns. The GM was fired after this atrocity, yet Eric Mangini will continue to prove he is the worst coach in the NFL for another season. He is taking his seat with illustrious names like Rod Rust, Rod Marinelli, and Rich Kotite. Not only do the Browns play poorly, but they give their opponents plenty of chances- this one coming in the form on five turnovers. D-coordinator Rob Ryan kept the family tradition of running his mouth then getting routed when it counts, as he screamed a blue streak at QB Jay Cutler, then watching his defense fall apart when they were needed. (How many playoff games did his dad win?). QB Derek Anderson went 6-17, throwing for only 76 yards; Bears RB Matt Forte had 90 on the ground! Look out 76 Bucs, 90 Pats, 89 Cowboys and 2007 Lions, here come the 2009 Browns!

DALLAS 38 – SEATTLE 17
Dallas for the past three weeks has become a well oiled machine, and Tony Romo looks like the QB he can become. Miles Austin is the darling of the league now, and can shove DBs out of the way without being flagged. The defense is playing hard, and OLB DeMarcus Ware is in the groove. However, OLT Flozel Adams is a detriment and this line allows too many people into the backfield. Matt Hasselbeck missed open receivers, and was looking over his shoulder the whole game. The Seahawks defense had no answer for the Boys passing attack, could not tackle or cover, and Romo did whatever he wanted. Both Philly and Dallas seem primed for an exciting showdown this Sunday night.

ST. LOUIS 17 – DETROIT 10
The battle of the baddest – but not in a good/bad way. St. Louis scored a TD on a fake field goal, and Steven Jackson willed himself into the end zone for the first time this season. Both these teams have very little talent, and are years away from being even decent. I thought the Lions would win this one, but Spagnulo’s group outcoached Jim Scwartz’s bunch, and it was on to the first win of the year. Hey, you gotta start somewhere, right?

INDIANAPOLIS 18 – SAN FRANCISCO 14
This one went exactly the way I thought it would. In Indy’s first real challenge, they struggled, and needed a HB option pass to seal the victory. The Niner’s defense was stout and kept Manning in check, (well no tds, but 347 yards that is), all day by hassling him. Peyton didn’t look so comfortable in this game. Reggie Wayne was the difference maker in this game, catching 12 passes for 147 yards and a TD. Mike Singletary has got his men playing hard, with the most vivid example being TE Vernon Davis who went from first round bust to potential pro-bowler in less than a year. The Niners are only a few pieces away from being a top team. Unfortunately for them, one of the positions in need is QB.

MIAMI 30 – NY JETS 25
If you caught only the first half of this game, thinking it was a snooze fest, you missed another classic between these two teams. Rex Ryan’s team once again talked like they were the top dog, only to be dropped on their heads. Ryan is not doing a good enough job getting out of his tendencies during games, and teams now know how to prepare and what to expect from them. The second half was a wild time, and Ted Ginn Jr. fresh off losing a starting WR spot ran with violence to score two special teams tds, the difference in the game. Miami is a really fun team to watch, and their upcoming matches with the Pats ought to be some fun football.

PHILADELPHIA 40 – NY GIANTS 17
Good thing the Empire State, (or should we say New Jersey), has the Yankees, because both of their teams are in trouble. The difference is people expected the Giants to contend for the Lombardi Trophy this year. Instead they are in a three game skid, and Eli Manning has regressed. The Giants offense gets to the line without enough time to make adjustments and Eli is indecisive in what he wants to call. He checks down way too much behind center, and draws a few delay of game penalties every contest. Giants offensive coordinator, the man who said Ryan Leaf was better than Peyton Manning when they were coming out in the draft, must do a better job getting the plays to his QB. The Eagls’s safeties also dropped two easy interceptions, so it could have been even worse for Eli. Defensively, the Giants cannot cover, and are very vulnerable to the deep pass, which QB Donovan McNabb exposed. They are also getting softer in stopping the run. We will see what Tom Coughlin can do to stop the bleeding. We will know a lot more about Philly after their Sunday night’s showdown with the ascending Cowboys.

BALTIMORE 30 – DENVER 7
Didn’t see this one coming. It was the Broncos screaming “Nevermore!” on this Halloween weekend. Baltimore was just way too tough, turning this into a street fight that the finesse Broncos could not handle. The game was won on the line, where the swarming Baltimore defense made life miserable for QB Kyle Orton. RB Knowshon Moreno was abused by the defense as well, and was nearly knocked out of the game. Look at the stats and you would think Denver should have won. Look at the game, and you will see a knockout on the field. The questions coming out of this game is - can Denver rebound from a thrashing after being the top dog, and can the Ravens become more consistent week after week with performances like this one?

TENNESSEE 30 – JACKSONVILLE 13
Before there is great rejoicing over Vince Young’s career getting back on track, remember he played a terrible opponent, and this one looked more like a high school game with the running everywhere. The QB play for both teams was sub-par and neither team is going anywhere fast except to the top of the draft next year. However, Tennessee running back Chris Johnson might be the best offensive weapon in the NFL with 228 yards on 24 carries. He is a threat to score anywhere on the field the likes we have not seen since the great Barry Sanders was in his prime. He accounted for over half the of Titans offense this game. That will help any QB.

SAN DIEGO 24 – OAKLAND 16
This just in – the Chargers are not that good. But the Raiders are a lot worse. I think this sums up everything we need to know about Oakland; after throwing for 109 yards, former number one overall pick QB JaMarcus Russell told reporters after the game: “I think I did pretty good.” That’s like telling your parents your report card full of straight Ds is good, because there are no Fs on it. I don’t think this is what they thought of when they drafted him. But seeing the Raiders last several drafts, it is hard to know what they think about. The highlight of the games was LaDanian Tomlinson’s 2 td runs. The next day the Chargers released enigmatic WR Chris Chambers, who cost them a second round pick a few seasons ago in a trade with the Dolphins. Even worse for the Raiders is that oafish, ogre-like coach Tom Cable is being highlighted on an ESPN show that he physically abused two former girlfriends. Do not be surprised to see the Commish step in soon.

CAROLINA 34 – ARIZONA 21
Another one no one saw coming. The Cardinals are another team that is hard to figure. Are they the team who dominated the NFC last year in the playoffs, or are they the team that barely won an awful division last year? They seem to be somewhere in the middle. The Panthers must be pleased that their million dollar a game man Julius Peppers registered another sack. Jake Delhomme went down with a chest injury, but the jury was in on this contest by that time. It is still very hard to see where either team ends up this year. NFL Guy guesses in the middle of the pack for the Cards, and nearer to the bottom than top for the Panthers.

MINNESOTA 38 - GREEN BAY 26
Enough already, enough.

NEW ORLEANS 35 – ATLANTA 27
For a while the Falcons defenders were finding a home behind the O line of the Saints. Then it went the exact other way. Both teams defenses were able to confuse and beat on the other’s offensive line. When the protection was there, both QBs really put on a show, coupled with great running, catching, and some of the most athletic jumping ever displayed on a Monday night game, (and that is saying something). Allow me to also say, the announcing crew of MNF is really enjoyable, and one of the few three person teams to work in the booth. Mike Tirico does a fine job running the show, and really can bring excitement and emotion at the right time. This was a great game to finish up the week, with an exciting finish, thrilling ending, and top notch football.

NEW BLOOD NEEDED

In nowhere in the NFL is new blood needed more than the announcing for the games and pregame shows. Let us look at some of what we have to endure to watch our beloved games:

CHRIS BERMAN – No one has done more to integrate himself into the history of the NFL without actually being in the NFL than the self-righteous Berman. All his lines are clichéd and you can pretty much guess what is he is going to say next with great accuracy. His act is not only tired, but tiresome, and he needs to go out to pasture. He especially looks pathetic while trying to match NFL stories with the likes of Cris Carter, Mike Ditka and Tommy Jackson. Even worse, he is now doing commercials which air during the game. See if you can find his videos on Youtube where he is chewing people out and acting like a female diva. ESPN pulled one of his vids where he explains how to transport codeine pills in your suitcase back from Canada. THAT was a classic. In fact there is a site out there chrisbermansucks.com.

CRIS COLLINSWORTH – What a sad replacement for the great John Madden. Cris is a acerbic, hard to look at, very hard to like guy. He has this little tiny head and rubbery neck, with a personality to match. He calls out players seemingly with a personal grudge, and often gets players’ names and numbers wrong. You would have to find a reality star to find someone quite this obnoxious on the squawk-box as him. His knowledge of the game is lost in his monotone droning. He seems to lack the proper emotion during critical parts of the game, and comes into games with an agenda of what he wants to say, despite the action on the field. He also beats subjects to death, offering no real insight like his predecessor did with such wit and down-to-earth charm. Type “I can’t stand Cris Collinsworth” into a search engine, and you will get almost 3,500 sites. NFL Guy is not alone.

THE WHOLE FOX CREW – I have to keep Jimmy Johnson out of this, as his steadiness is the only rudder for this jock fest. Terry Bradshaw and Howie Long have such man-crushes on each other it is ridiculous; and Michael Strahan is just not anywhere as funny as he thinks he is, (proof is in his TV show). This whole group sits around ribbing on each other like they’re in a locker room after a game. Bradshaw’s half-wit laugh is not as pronounced since you are probably still cringing from when he tries to read words off the teleprompter to really notice. They also all go ga-ga over the silicon enhanced Jillian Barberei, who is the FOX management crew of what every woman should look like. Take a good gander at her – she looks like the Bride of Frankenstein after visiting Doctor Hollywood. She was so bad talking football they put her on the weather, as the three goons make mildly veiled sexual references to her on an early morning, “family centered” football pre-game show. Leave it to the liberal media on FOX to do that.

FUN FACT

Right now the Browns would have to go 12-4 for almost the next 8 seasons to get up to a .500 record since returning to the NFL 12 seasons ago.

WEEK SEVEN

HOUSTON 24 – SAN FRANCISCO 21
The bloom is off the rose for the NFL’s sweet heart team the 49ers. They’ve been throttled the past couple weeks and SF still has a long way to go. Coach Singletary switched QBs at half time, and it sparked at 21 point boost. Still, they fell short to an inconsistent Texans team. Vernon Davis is coming alive as an all-pro tight end under this coaching staff by the bay, and late comer Michael Crabtree finally got on the field. Outside of New Orleans it is hard to say who is playoff worthy in the NFC, so the Niners might just make it after all – but they need to win these games. The AFC is a lot more packed with talent, and Houston might just fall short again.

GREEN BAY 31 – CLEVELAND 3
What can be said here? Cleveland is now 63 games under .500 over the past 12 years since returning to the NFL. Let’s look at their offensive leaders for the game – Derek Anderson threw for 99 yards and a TD, Jamal Lewis rushed for 47 yards, and TE Michael Gaines, who came over after week 3 from Chicago had 2 catches for 30 yards. Those were their offensive leaders! The defense allowed almost 250 yards passing, and Ryan Grant alone had almost 150 yards on the ground. This proves the Browns stink on both sides of the ball. Cleveland also allowed 31 unanswered points. Look at it as 31 unanswered punches in a boxing match. Someone throw in the towel.

SAN DIEGO 37 – KANSAS CITY 7
Little big man Darren Sproles had a 58 yard TD reception out of the backfield, and Philip Rivers was back on track, though not overly accurate. This is another team very adept at pummeling lesser competition, (see Philadelphia). However, the big boys usually take the Chargers apart because defensively they are spongy and don’t attack the line of scrimmage that well. Sean Merriman, who appears done, had no sacks once again. His fire is gone. Odd his drop off came so precipitously after he was suspended for steroid use. On the other sideline, the Chiefs are coming apart. Coach Todd Haley is abrasive, and after the game RB Larry Johnson, another hard to like guy, blasted his coach on Twitter. This game might have had some of the most unlikable characters in the NFL: Merriman, Haley, Johnson, the acerbic Philip Rivers, and LaDanian Tomlinson who is a whiner.

INDIANAPOLIS 42 – ST LOUIS 6
This could have been billed the best vs. the worst. Peyton Manning is just tearing up defenses with ease, and seems to be able to sleep in the pocket he is so comfortable there. He has weapons everywhere he looks, and they are playing the crisp, explosive ball that Super Bowl contenders play. Only the Saints are matching this type of football right now. For the Rams poor Steven Jackson is reaching a record – most yards without reaching the end zone. The Rams just stink out loud, and there is no talent on this team. Chris Long might develop some day, as he has 23 tackles coming from the end position, but no sacks. John Lauranitis has been solid, but also has no sacks. This is a team which does not seem to be able to penetrate into its opponent’s backfield.

PITTSBURGH 27 – MINNESOTA 17
Don’t let the score fool ya, the Vikings should have won this game. Turnovers killed the Minny, and Pittsburgh’s defense scored two tds to win the game. Pittsburgh did show the game plan to beat the Vikings defensive line – lots of misdirection and reverses. DE Jared Allen had a great deal of trouble locating the ball carrier, and they ran by him on several plays. Farve played a fantastic game, but interceptions continue to haunt him – though the one that cost them the game was squarely Chester Taylor’s fault. Rothlisberger continues to do just enough, and you have to wonder if news this week that a Nevada judge refused to drop a rape charge against him is affecting his game. Pittsburgh’s special teams are awful and kicker Jeff Reed’s sad attempt at tackling Percy Harvin almost cost them the game. I state it here – there is no way Pittsburgh repeats as champ.

NEW ENGLAND 35 – TAMPA BAY 7
Tampa proved one thing – they stink in both America and England. This was a mismatch from the gun, and the score reflected it. Brady was a little off throwing on the run, but besides that, this wasn’t even close. S Brandon Merriweather has arrived for the Pats, and if he is not in the Pro Bowl this year, he will be for seasons to come. Lawrence Maroney was again marginal, but when you play the Bucs, it does not matter. Think Jon Gruden is glad he is away from this mess? The Bucs have 3 QBs, yet have no one close to a QB. Their pick of Josh Freeman in this year’s draft was a huge reach, and the lack of coaching shows more and more every week. At one point this season, TB could rush a little, now that has evaporated. And one other thing never never NEVER should the Super Bowl be played outside of America. Ever!

NEW YORK JETS 38 – OAKLAND 0
Nothing halts a losing streak like the Raiders. The highlight here was QB Mark Sanchez on TV eating a hot dog near the end of the game. The Jets defense was able to set their offense up brilliantly with two of their four turnovers giving Sanchez the ball at the Oakland 4 thanks to QB JaMarcus Russell. Russell was pulled after going 6 for 11, 61 yards and 2 ints. NFL Guy did a little looking around. When Oakland took JaMarcus with the first overall pick in 2007, most teams had him graded as a 3rd or 4th round talent. The good news for the Raiders this week is that oafish coach Tom Cable will not be charged with assault.

BUFFALO 20 – CAROLINA 9
Carolina continues coming apart at the seams. Jake Delhomme threw 3 interceptions, en route to the team’s four turn over day. Ryan Fitzpatrick played reasonably well, and didn’t turn the ball over, which helped secure the victory. Buffalo, for whatever reason, seems to have given up on the run game. In fact when NFL Guy spoke to his pal Big Mac, we both lamented the lack of running this year. Early season sensation RB Fred Jackson had only 5 carries, for 2 yards. Super power Terrell Owens continues to burn up the field, this time with 3 catches for 27 yards. A really subpar game between two very terrible teams.

DALLAS 37 – ATLANTA 21
Who needs TO when you have Miles Austin? The undrafted super star in the making from Monmouth College is tearing it up, this time 6 catches for 171 yards and 2 tds. But the real story was the Dallas defense, who terrorized Matt Ryan all day. DeMarcus Ware has found his groove again, and had two sacks. However it was NT Jay Ratliff who was the star here. He was too fast, too strong, and just too good for the interior of the Falcon’s line. The inside men had no answer for the NTs of Dallas, and Michael Turner couldn’t get it into gear. The back four of Dallas came alive, but still played spotty. Wade Phillips, despite still making baffling decisions, (like not challenging for an obvious recovered fumble when the game was tight in the fourth quarter), should be commended for his twisting, slanting blitzes which confused the Atlanta line all day.

CINCINNATI 45 – CHICAGO 10
Every phase for the Bengals hit on all cylinders, and Carson Palmer tossed 5 tds. But it was Cedric Benson running buck-wild for 189 yards over the team that released him that was the highlight. So far he is the comeback player of the year, and the Bengals flexed serious muscle. Mike Zimmer is coaching this defense better than he has ever coached, and this appears to be a legit playoff contender right now. Chicago lost the second game against a tough opponent, and is watching its stock drop rapidly. Cincy forced the Bears off of their run first game plan, and did whatever they wanted to in the trenches. This is the type of loss that can wreck a team’s confidence for the season.

ARIZONA 24 – NEW YORK GIANTS 17
After beating up on the bottom feeders, the mouthy Giants have dropped two in a row to legit teams. The Cardinals were able to control the line of scrimmage, and won the turn over battle 2:1. Manning was subpar behind center, and the Cards kept him jumpy all night. It is hard to tell right now if Arizona is getting a lot better, or the Giants are coming apart. NFL Guy thinks it is a bit of both. The biggest surprise for the Cardinals this year is the disappearance of Anquon Boldin when he is on the field. Coughlin must staunch the bleeding for NY, as the Cowboys have come alive again, and might be breathing down their necks very soon.

NEW ORLEANS 46 – MIAMI 34
What a game. And man, what a team the Saints are. Miami came out with everything they had, attacking the Saints offense, and gobbling up turnovers. The Saints played it like champs, settling down, and then proving they just had too much talent. Miami got a little too cock-sure after jumping up by 21 early, and then getting a bit too shell shocked when their opponent came storming back. This Miami team is indicative of a Parcells franchise post-Giants: improved, but still not good enough to go all the way to the Lombardi Trophy. And Fins also allowed 21 points, then gave the Saints another 7 off an interception in the final quadrant. This is the game where the Saints proved to the NFL that they could start slowly, and still rout you. NFL Guy envisions an amazing Super Bowl with the Saints and Colts.

Ware injured

One of NFL Guy’s favorite players in the whole league is DeMarcus Ware, OLB, Dallas. I said he was not playing up to his usual standard, and now we know why. The Cowboys finally reported that the all star player has a stress fracture in one of his feet.

Check out the heartbreaking story of the Wares’ road to finally having a child on ESPN.com - go to E60. It shows the amazing strength and character of a couple to had to bury two children, before a miracle from out of nowhere occured.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4556893

Just please DeMarcus, no more singing!

It is nice to see a story about a high charcter NFL guy once in a while.

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